Collecting Satire Comics Gifts

"Excuse me, I'm late for my new show 'Lancing With the Stars'."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

The trap

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.

"I hope your day is going bad."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

World Domination

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

Affirmative response executive - Remember when they were just called 'yes-men'?

British PM David Cameron resigns

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Trump's Advisors

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

Mayan 2012

Where or who is Kim?

Blair, Brown, and a Mandelson snake.

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