Satirical Comics Collector Gifts

'The jury has sentenced you to death. The jury has also ruled that your lawyer was offensive, arrogant and irritating enough to hang with you.'

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

It's A Breeze

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

The water desk

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

My boss is a real turd.

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."