Collecting Regal Items Pillows

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

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Posh Easter Egg

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Pianist.

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Duchess

"Darn paparazzi."

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

King

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

Common Dodo!

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"

"It's okay, dear - I'm fighting for PEACE!"

"It's from Attila the Hun - It says, 'this is your last notice...'"

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

Yuletide

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'

"I got you a gift."

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"