Collecting Rare Breeds Mugs

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

"You're on a what?!"

Drool Marks

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Pianist.

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"Darn paparazzi."

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

Common Dodo!

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

Toucan in bird cage.

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

Hard to Reach Books.

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

Dunbreathin.

Adventures of Brain-in-a-Jar

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

'How dare you! I'm outrageously rich!'

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"