Crossbreed Collector Mugs

"You're on a what?!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'Stampede!!'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

'He's a mixed breed.'

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

Modern money

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

We're from the bible belt

"They'd be further behind other countries in Geography if they could name more countries."

'This restores my faith in America. Over two million box tops sent in, and only 37 box bottoms.'

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

Religious Rain

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."

'Uh oh: Why is William Tell pointing his crossbow at us?'

"Son, Can I borrow some crypto?"

MuTATE Gallery

"I'm just saying, after this haircut, it's difficult to trust you."

'I don't suppose that you see many Bernese Mountain Dogs in this country...

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'

Lasting Peace Funeral Home: We now accept cryptocurrency.