Collecting Rare Books Mugs

"My sister inherited the grand piano, my brother got the grandfather clock and I inherited her rare collection of ebooks."

Hard to Reach Books.

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

Mr. Brass at the keyhole

Hard to find books...book.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"You're on a what?!"

J. R. R. Tolkien

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Rare Books

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sue the Author 3PM

Sock Puppet in Literature