Collecting Dog Breeds Mugs

Good Dane/Great Dane

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'