Collecting Dog Breeds Pillows

Good Dane/Great Dane

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Museum of dog memorabilia

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'