Collecting Props Gifts

"Of course it's latex. It's for display purposes only."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

That's obviously a comedy-prop arrow on your head, Mr. Fusco. My diagnosis would be Steve Martin Syndrome, but for the fact that you lack one key symptom: Humor.

History's First Prop Gag

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Surf Casting

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Slinky Cow World

ZOO

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Acme Toys Ltd

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."