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The owl and the pussycat went to sea...with a lot of lager.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Polly txt speak

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"Do me next."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Edgar Allen Poe

Historical memory is on life support.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I gotta be me!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Why we need poetry. . .

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

John Bunyan