Collecting Poems Pillows

The owl and the pussycat went to sea...with a lot of lager.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Polly txt speak

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"Do me next."

Edgar Allen Poe

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Historical memory is on life support.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"I gotta be me!"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Why we need poetry. . .

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

John Bunyan