Collecting Penguin Memorabilia T-Shirts

"I really like that guy. He's so down-to-earth."

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Billy. The Kid.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Penguin

Dolores is so avant garde.