Collecting Novel Items Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Clown on bike.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Victor Hugo

Fly Football

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

hard-boiled egg...

Rare Books

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Do it yourself books.

Sue the Author 3PM

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'