Collecting Militaria Gifts

Soldiers.

How's my Aiming?

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Monuments

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Oooops!

French Army knife

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

A Rifle Competition in the North

Soldiers' Ego

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Watering can helmet.

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Knight school.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Ducks following a tank.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'