Collecting Lawn Equipment Pillows

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

An amplified harp

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Handy-lion

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

All Major Cash Honored.

DIY expert.

Super Homeworld

"I think you might need a few more tools."

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

The Latest in Wheelburros

Workers rest