Collecting Forecasts Pillows

"And now the weather for the weekend." Hand in Lucky Dip.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

Dark Clouds

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.