Collecting Forecasts T-Shirts

"And now the weather for the weekend." Hand in Lucky Dip.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Dark Clouds

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.