Collecting Flashlights T-Shirts

'Am I sitting on a flashlight?'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Late night teddy reading

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

I had my eyes dilated.

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

Cross Umbrella

Butterfly Woman

Replacement Lighthouse

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Cola Observatory

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

Heat Wave Podium

"Who's going to carve?"

'Madam Zelda sees all'

Swizz army knife.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

End of crisis

Double Rain Protection

The Rainy Season

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."