Collecting Easter Bonnets Gifts

"Does this Easter bonnet make me look fat?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

Baby blanket.

"This must be Easter Island!"

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

Breakfast Printing Press

Important balloons, $30.

Bee Mine

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'Small, medium or large?'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

Devil holding balloons

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'

Police Lineup

Six

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

'Get the paper, Tug.' 'Good dog, Tug.'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'

Lager Drinker.

Flamingo in a poncho

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

Socially Distancing Clowns

'Until that rash goes away, I want you to avoid large rabbits.'