Collecting Easter Bonnets Pillows

"Does this Easter bonnet make me look fat?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Baby blanket.

"This must be Easter Island!"

Breakfast Printing Press

Important balloons, $30.

Bee Mine

'Small, medium or large?'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

Devil holding balloons

Police Lineup

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Six

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

Lager Drinker.

Flamingo in a poncho

'Get the paper, Tug.' 'Good dog, Tug.'

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'

Socially Distancing Clowns

'Until that rash goes away, I want you to avoid large rabbits.'

The three semi-wise men actually rode alpacas and carried knitted gifts of sweaters, sox and underwear to the arid desert village of Bethlehem...