Collecting Easter Items Pillows

"You're right, Perkins! THe smaller basket does make our candy look bigger!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

Pianist.

'Can, you hear me?'

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

'Small, medium or large?'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

Just a friendly gift.

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'

Horn's Broke...Use Bell.

Police Lineup

"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

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