Collecting Easter Items Pillows

"You're right, Perkins! THe smaller basket does make our candy look bigger!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Pianist.

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

'Small, medium or large?'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

Just a friendly gift.

Police Lineup

"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

Six

"I got you a gift."