Collecting Dog-themed Items T-Shirts

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Museum of dog memorabilia

Dog Jogger

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"You remind me of someone."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Hamster.

Keeping warm

"I don't like living in captivity either, but it could be worse."

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

'You're not still mad about all the toys I bought Zeus on my trip are you? I got you something too.'

'Chug! Chug! Chug!'

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

'They want me to exercise- so get me a squirrel to chase.'

Inflatable Love Leg

Dog online shopping suggestions.

'That's strange - he doesn't usually take any notice of the television.'