Collaboration Conundrum Solver Gifts

"I don't think this collaboration thing is working."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

Communication Breakdowns

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

'How'll we handle this?'

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"