'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'
Ethical Conundrum Solver Gifts
Are you searching for a unique gift for someone who loves tackling ethical dilemmas and moral puzzles? Our collection features smart, humorous items that resonate with their thoughtful nature. Perfect for anyone who enjoys contemplating right and wrong, our products make a fun statement while showcasing their passion for brainteasers and morality challenges. Whether for a curious friend, a thoughtful sibling, or a debate-loving colleague, our offers add a playful touch to their puzzle-solving pursuits.
"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."
Can do...No can do
Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.
'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'
"If you'd like to take a seat."
'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!
Tech support...can I help you!
"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."
Communication Breakdowns
"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."
"I'll give you a moment."
'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'
"Go ahead, reply all!"
"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."
Damned if you do...
'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'
'I wonder if this needle will do....'
"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."
'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'
Life irritates art
Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.
"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."
Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.
"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'
A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.
Hard of Hearing Institute.
'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'
Damned if you do Damned if you don't
"What would Aristotle do?"
The angel and the devil.
"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."
'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'
Computer Support Line
Ethical Conundrum Solver Gifts Collection
Ethical Conundrum Solver Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for ethical conundrum solvers—perfect for brightening up their morning routine with wit and wisdom.
Ethical Conundrum Solver Pillows
Discover pillows with clever designs related to ethical dilemmas—bring humor and thoughtfulness to their living space.
Ethical Conundrum Solver Prints
Browse prints that celebrate their passion for moral puzzles—ideal for inspiring discussions and decorating their favorite spaces.
Ethical Conundrum Solver T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to their love of moral puzzles and ethical challenges—great for casual wear and conversation starters.