Collaboration Commander Gifts

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Communication Breakdowns

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

Open Source.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

TEAM

"It's okay, Mr. Topley! Larry does this every time I agree with one of his ideas!"

John was determined to involve more people in key decisions. "Hands up who thinks fleet prices should go up."

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

The dream works when the team works!

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

Working Together

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

Belonging to a group is motivational.

Everyone in Health Service working together.

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

Thanks Team

'Come over here!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

"...and therefore I share my Nobel Prize with my consultant."

'Learning to work part of a team is very important. That way, you have plenty of other people to blame your mistakes on.'

"To the end of the 'me' generation."

'There is no 'I' in 'Team'.'

Falls at work.

Logistics department plans.

'Running a company this size takes a small army.'