Colic Conqueror Pillows

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Keeping warm.

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

The trim reaper

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Crop duster wanted.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"How was your day?"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

Access Denied!

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

Bear Office Worker

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

'I heard the boss is a control freak. He's very controlling and the employees freak out!'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

'My trainer is a touch task master.'