Cold Weather Comrade Prints

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

"I hate this time of year."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"I surprise you every year!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"