Cold Weather Comrade Mugs

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Bless You."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I hate this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Say, I just had a thought

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"