Chilly Comrade Mugs

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Bad dog."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Ice skating

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"There, that ought to hold you."

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

"Coal? What are you, Kringle, some kind of eco-terrorist?"

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

'I hate Mondays!'

Rockwell School

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

'Well, I'm no expert, but my research would indicate you exhibit symptoms of being what is referred to colloquially as a 'jerk'.'