Cold Cure Comrade Prints

'I'm sorry but we can't trade your soul for a cure for the common cold. We don't have a cure for the common cold either.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Bad dog."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

'My elbow has a cold!'

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

Sneeze Police

Cold Remedies

Nose Spray.

Germ warfare.

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

"According to medical science, brandy can't cure the common cold!" "Neither can medical science!"

'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

'Try this blue stuff - I've found that blue stuff works good on colds.'

'Well, I'm no expert, but my research would indicate you exhibit symptoms of being what is referred to colloquially as a 'jerk'.'

Rockwell School