Cold War Explorer Gifts

Nicolae Ceausescu

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

The Vineyard

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'Bored?'

Penguin of the Month.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Running out of Gas.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Polar Bear Fishing.

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"What? You mean this old thing?"

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"B*gger! Another victim of white male privilege."