Cold War Curious Gifts

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Harry S. Truman

Electric Blanket.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

John F. Kennedy

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Glasnost

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Alexei Kosygin

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Russian Spy Debriefing

Gorbachev Changed the World

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

Ice Fishing.

Cold War latest - 'Oh no! Diplomats!'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"