Cold War Gifts

Monday morning, and Stalin could feel a new purge coming on...

"His roots are in the Cold War."

Deadlock In Moscow: The General Secretary Insists That Mrs. Gorbachev Write a Nice Thank-You Note to Mrs. Reagan.

Former Soviet Nuke Scientist

Russian Spy Debriefing

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

Alexei Kosygin

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Harry S. Truman

John F. Kennedy

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Glasnost

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Gorbachev Changed the World

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Cold War latest - 'Oh no! Diplomats!'

Nikita Khrushchev

The DaVinci Cold.

'Hey, here's a song full of coded messages I used to sing in Prague.'

American and Russian foreign policy?

The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

"A Russian attack is imminent."

The End of the End of the Cold War is Here