Fan Of Cold War History Gifts

Embassy Towels

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Harry S. Truman

'I was in the catering corps.'

John F. Kennedy

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

The unknown war poet.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Obama ready for another war

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Glasnost

Gorbachev Changed the World

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

Attila the Nun.

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Russian Spy Debriefing

Alexei Kosygin

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

The Jumping Tank

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

Custer's Last Selfie

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.