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Anatomy of a freezer drawer

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"How are we on bread?"

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

A wiser and a better man

Trusting

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

A fortune cookie for investors.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

Bank. I'm getting zero percent on my savings! We've reached the point of no return.

"It's the gluten-free edition."

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'