Cold Storage Sage Pillows

Add a cozy touch with pillows featuring playful designs for the Cold Storage Sage. They're ideal for bringing personality and humor into any cool workspace or chill zone.

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Anatomy of a freezer drawer

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.' mockup

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

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'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'When investment bankers give parental advice' mockup

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

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"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense." mockup

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

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'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.' mockup

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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Melissa's Mark Prediction Service mockup

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

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"How are we on bread?"

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A wiser and a better man

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"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall." mockup

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

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'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?' mockup

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

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'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.' mockup

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

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"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine." mockup

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

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Trusting

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'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.' mockup

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

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'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...! mockup

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

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The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend mockup

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

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"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios." mockup

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

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The Return of Guarded Optimism

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"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?" mockup

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

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A fortune cookie for investors.

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The Stock Market and Personal Income. mockup

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

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"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'" mockup

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

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'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.' mockup

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

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'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.' mockup

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

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'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'The market's been all over the place, today.' mockup

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

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"It's the gluten-free edition."

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China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!' mockup

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

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'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.' mockup

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

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'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!' mockup

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

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Long and Short Term Investments.

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Cold Storage Sage Pillows Collection

Cold Storage Sage Mugs

Looking for more creative gifts for the Cold Storage Sage? Check out our collection of mugs that cleverly celebrate their cool expertise.

Cold Storage Sage Prints

Decorate with humor—our prints celebrating the Cold Storage Sage are sure to bring a smile and a cool vibe to any room.

Cold Storage Sage T-Shirts

Want more fun apparel options? Browse our selection of T-shirts designed for the Cold Storage Sage, blending humor and style in every piece.