Coin Dealer Pillows

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

Money Bar.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Dept. of the Treasury

The Oxford Comma Coin

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Money god

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'Once again, I fold.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Girl holding money.

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'We should have removed that sign.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.