Coin Dealer Pillows

Coin Dealer Buy and Sell. It was a good day for my business. I sold an 1850 U.S. gold dollar for $200. I had paid $125 for it. Yesterday I paid $700 for a Canadian quarter and sold it today for $100. And I sold a Spanish Doubloon for $4000, a $500 profit. This is a tough business and I work hard ... I wish Ernie would stop telling people I make a living by "flipping coins"!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

Money Bar.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Money god

Dept. of the Treasury

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Girl holding money.

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'We should have removed that sign.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'