Cogito Quester T-Shirts

"Do me next."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Time Travel Research Lab

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"I think he's lost."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

''Not guilty,' eh? - Color me suspicious!'

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

The Water Diviner

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"This job could lead to smaller things."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."