Coffin Jokes Aficionado Pillows

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

"Why do they do that?"

What's normal?

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Lost to antiquity.

'You're not making it any easier for either one of us.'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Tell the king they've sent a trojan virus!"

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"How's your meal OTHERWISE, sir?"