Coffee Shop Socialite T-Shirts

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws."

Live water cooler.

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."

Barrier around water cooler

'You look like a fun guy!'

'Hi, I'm will from Marketing. Want to be friends?'

The Xmas Party is not the place to number-crunch with the boss.

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"The robot you sold me is cheaper and more precise than my human workers, but I can't discuss the football with it and it doesn't fetch my coffee!"

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

How very Hampstead!

The Kings Head.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Look, our carpet is ruined. You should've made sure your workmates were housetrained"

Sermon Today: Include God In Your Next Selfie.

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"