Coffee Shop Hopping Pillows

You've Had Enough!

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You don't whisper anymore."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

National Coffee Day

"I'd say business was brisk."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Lunch

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

Continental Drift.

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'This decaf's lousy.'

Hipster Coffee

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'