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I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

The Daily Commute

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

You're only as old as you feel!

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

Billy strip: bed pan.

The Cona Lisa

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

Have a nice downward spiral.

'You've Had Enough.'

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Damn To-Go punks!"

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

'My life began at 40 but my credit problems had a huge head start.'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'