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"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

The Daily Commute

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

You're only as old as you feel!

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

Billy strip: bed pan.

Have a nice downward spiral.

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

"Damn To-Go punks!"

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

'You've Had Enough.'

'My life began at 40 but my credit problems had a huge head start.'

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

A Franken,stein.