Coffee Lovers With Cold Tea Empathy Gifts

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Joined at the hipster.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Teapot

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Coffee

"He gets his best ideas that way."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."