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"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Boy.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

Wifi whore

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

New York Scatological Society

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'Honey, I'm home.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."