Coffee Gossip Enthusiast Gifts

'My Marlon went down on his knees for me last night - I'd punched him in the belly.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

All-Day Breakfast

"Great coffee, Carole."

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Pull an all-nighter?

Coffee shop

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Decapitated coffee.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b