Coffee Dodger Pillows

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

Revenuers will be shot.

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

"You should have been here at eight!"

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Motivation