Coffee Cultist T-Shirts

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

The Fountain of Espresso

'Why aren't we using the test tubes that don't look like coffee mugs?!'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

You've Had Enough!

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Running Latte

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Coffee

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp