Coffee Cultist T-Shirts

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

The Fountain of Espresso

'Why aren't we using the test tubes that don't look like coffee mugs?!'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

You've Had Enough!

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Teapot

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Great coffee, Carole."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'