Coffee Comedian Pillows

Stirrbucks

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'This decaf's lousy.'

'Where are we dumping the sludge?'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.'

"I like to keep my option open."

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

Keister Island

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

"Is that decaf?"

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

Tea Cup Ride

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion