Coffee Calculator Gifts

Looking for a gift that fuels the passion of coffee lovers? Our coffee calculator-themed products offer a witty and creative way to celebrate their caffeine obsession. From amusing mugs to quirky prints, these gifts are tailored for those who enjoy measuring every pour and savoring each sip. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, surprise the coffee fanatic with something as fun and detailed as their favorite brew.

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement." mockup

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn." mockup

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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Eternal Student.

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'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!' mockup

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

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'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.' mockup

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee. mockup

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?" mockup

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

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Selling lemon latt�

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"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job." mockup

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

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'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!' mockup

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

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"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something." mockup

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

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Multi-tasking.

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"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names." mockup

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?" mockup

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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"Give me all the caffeine you have." mockup

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

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"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?" mockup

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

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'These are job perks.'

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"Man's best friends."

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"At this office no two days are different."

"At this office no two days are different." mockup

"At this office no two days are different."

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Back to work...

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"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs." mockup

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

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Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

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"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack." mockup

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

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"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?" mockup

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

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"I'm losing my patience with you." mockup

"I'm losing my patience with you."

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Coffee Calculator Gifts Collection

Coffee Calculator Mugs

Explore our collection of coffee-themed mugs and find the perfect witty or whimsical design for the coffee enthusiast in your life.

Coffee Calculator Pillows

Cuddle up with our coffee-inspired pillows, featuring clever designs that celebrate every coffee lover’s passion and humor.

Coffee Calculator Prints

Brighten up their space with stylish prints celebrating coffee calculation and brewing mastery, perfect for decorating any coffee corner or kitchen.

Coffee Calculator T-Shirts

Discover our fun and creative coffee calculator t-shirts, designed to bring humor and personality to any coffee lover’s wardrobe.