Coffee Break Comedian Mugs

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"It's my in-tray!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'